i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.
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Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.
This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
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after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.
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Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
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Zombie Mario
hey Will Tell Remy
she already knows O_O
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i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
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I’ll be sure and give you a “jift” for your birthday.
I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG FUCKERS
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sure ill get off the internet mom
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soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
